Post by Indy Libero on Feb 6, 2015 8:45:37 GMT -5
Now, normally one would set up a tracker here with the intention of setting up plot threads with other players. Allow me to subvert this. Do NOT thread with Indy. I repeat: do not try to thread with Indy. He's a giant pain the ass, and let me tell you why:
- Alcohol. He's nineteen and he's already a bloody drunk. This surely isn't a good sign. His excuse is that "drinking in a tavern between towns like this is part of the adventurer's dream" or some heroic bullshit like that, but really, he just likes wasting money.
- He can go from being as dense as a neutron star to as sharp as a bloody needle tip. Seriously, this guy is unpredictable. Even while writing him it's hard for me to establish any sort of consistency with his actions because his personality is so scattered. Getting to be his friend is difficult enough with him like this, but god bless you if romancing him is your prerogative.
- He talks too much. Especially with people he doesn't know very well. Imagine this: you're out in the wild, tired and lost, and by lucky (or unlucky) circumstance, you meet Indy. You desperately ask him where the nearest village is, aware that if you don't reach their soon you're probably going to collapse from fatigue - and then he starts going on and on in walls of text about how his last client ripped him off and how he's going to hide chicken eggs in his next delivery to piss the poor guy off. Not very helpful.
- He's probably going to end up threading with you anyway. You see, Indy really likes to travel - and conveniently, the one playing as him happens to have no life. So look forward to that.
- Lastly, his goal in life: beyond exploring the world and his own self-bliss, it's easy to say he doesn't have much of a goal. If you want someone who you can avenge your dead parents with, sadly, Indy is not the companion you are looking for.
And now you know. Plot with Indy Libero if you dare, folks.
- Alcohol. He's nineteen and he's already a bloody drunk. This surely isn't a good sign. His excuse is that "drinking in a tavern between towns like this is part of the adventurer's dream" or some heroic bullshit like that, but really, he just likes wasting money.
- He can go from being as dense as a neutron star to as sharp as a bloody needle tip. Seriously, this guy is unpredictable. Even while writing him it's hard for me to establish any sort of consistency with his actions because his personality is so scattered. Getting to be his friend is difficult enough with him like this, but god bless you if romancing him is your prerogative.
- He talks too much. Especially with people he doesn't know very well. Imagine this: you're out in the wild, tired and lost, and by lucky (or unlucky) circumstance, you meet Indy. You desperately ask him where the nearest village is, aware that if you don't reach their soon you're probably going to collapse from fatigue - and then he starts going on and on in walls of text about how his last client ripped him off and how he's going to hide chicken eggs in his next delivery to piss the poor guy off. Not very helpful.
- He's probably going to end up threading with you anyway. You see, Indy really likes to travel - and conveniently, the one playing as him happens to have no life. So look forward to that.
- Lastly, his goal in life: beyond exploring the world and his own self-bliss, it's easy to say he doesn't have much of a goal. If you want someone who you can avenge your dead parents with, sadly, Indy is not the companion you are looking for.
And now you know. Plot with Indy Libero if you dare, folks.
